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stages of friendship on the internet

Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married
420mama:

“A clue! A clue!”

420mama:

“A clue! A clue!”

(via ravesinthesky)

korravangelist:

watch nickelodeon’s new family-friendly children’s show they said

it’ll be fun they said

(via boku-no-john)

with-eyes-wide-shut:

(via theeyeofthetigger)


This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

image

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raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

(via theeyeofthetigger)

(via the-girl-everyone-forgets)

davidstrider:

what do straight people even do

(via astrogeologist)

Me at school

me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

singularitytheorem:

an-otter-and-a-hedgehog:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

theemurg:

thebakerswifelovesstarkid:

shaymae:

ikickdownthewalls:

thermaflutasteslikeshit:

nomatch4maicodez:

the-paranoid-humanoid:

pyromau5:

ianistheheroitshim:

veryadorabull:

kachoomoo:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

hellsdescent:

heysammy:

Instant reblog.

stop what you’re doing and watch

Not reblogging this is a federal offense. 

<3

I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.

 this will make a man out of me

I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.

I love this movie so freaking much.

always reblog, no questions asked.

Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!

FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!

I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song

I know every word to this song and I regularly sing it very loudly in public, such as today in gym

(via loony-lumos)

me: i'm ugly
me: i'm sexy
me: i'm stupid
me: i'm a genius
me: i hate people ugh there needs to be another plague
me: i just adore pEOPLE in general right now
me: i want to be alone
me: i feel too lonely i want someone to love me and care for me
me: i sound like a dying cat
me: my voice is the sound of sex i should record an album
me: people hate me and i don't know why
me: i feel so loved right now i can't even ily all
me: there are so many things wrong with me
me: i'm flawless
classic-link:

esinololly:

RUDE

He should be thankful he’s not getting eaten. That’s an aphid if I know my insects…  So it’s like being grazed by a bullet to him.

classic-link:

esinololly:

RUDE

He should be thankful he’s not getting eaten. That’s an aphid if I know my insects…  So it’s like being grazed by a bullet to him.

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