stages of friendship on the internet
| Stage 1: | Hi! How are you today? |
| Stage 2: | lol ok hi sup |
| Stage 3: | LOLOL OK WOW HAHA |
| Stage 4: | oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG |
| Stage 5: | HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU |
| Stage 6: | when's your birthday |
| Stage 7: | heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme |
| Stage 8: | married |
watch nickelodeon’s new family-friendly children’s show they said
it’ll be fun they said
(via boku-no-john)

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

good lord.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
(via theeyeofthetigger)
Me at school
| me: | i hate all of you |
| me: | stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday |
| me: | holy fuck walk faster |
| me: | get smarter idiot |
| me: | maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die |
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
<3
I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.
this will make a man out of me
I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.
I love this movie so freaking much.
always reblog, no questions asked.
Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!
FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR
YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!
I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song
I know every word to this song and I regularly sing it very loudly in public, such as today in gym
(via loony-lumos)
| me: | i'm ugly |
| me: | i'm sexy |
| me: | i'm stupid |
| me: | i'm a genius |
| me: | i hate people ugh there needs to be another plague |
| me: | i just adore pEOPLE in general right now |
| me: | i want to be alone |
| me: | i feel too lonely i want someone to love me and care for me |
| me: | i sound like a dying cat |
| me: | my voice is the sound of sex i should record an album |
| me: | people hate me and i don't know why |
| me: | i feel so loved right now i can't even ily all |
| me: | there are so many things wrong with me |
| me: | i'm flawless |
RUDE
He should be thankful he’s not getting eaten. That’s an aphid if I know my insects… So it’s like being grazed by a bullet to him.











